Friday, April 01, 2005

Terri's Still Alive!

Yes, that's right. Terri Schaivo is still alive. The doctors have been secretly reinserting her feeding tube during the night. They paid the media networks to release news of her death so they could take her away from Michael. It's a deceptive and risky plan, but it might work. I thought this sounded a little far-fetched, especially considering today's date, but think about it---she's been without water for two weeks! How can anyone possibly survive that long? What else could explain it? I just wish this whole thing would be over...

Edmond the Hun

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