Apparently my employer is facing potential lawsuits from several sources after its recent disclosure that its fries contain more ingredients than we once thought. Wheat and dairy products and gluten or whatever.
Come on, folks, let's not give Ronald any more trouble. He's not trying to be secretive. He disclosed that information voluntarily after the FDA made the packaged foods industry do it. The best solution is to simply stop eating their fries, since at any given moment you have about a fifty percent chance that they will have been sitting out for too long anyway.
The truth is that for every person who shuns McDonald's for its fattening substances, there are ten more who will continue eating it because it tastes good and they don't give a d--n about the ingredients. Lawsuits will change nothing.
Edmond the Hun
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Did you just fake curse on you blog!?!?! Oh my goodness! what are we going to do with you!
Besides. Nothing can make me stop eating fries. Short of a heart failure, but that's completely different.
wow, now that's funny. congrats, Edmond! you are the newest victim of CHS corruption! *high-5*
-The Swedish Eskimo
edmond, cursing does not become you. it doesn't really become anyone. but yeah. please desist. thanks! :D
as for mickey d's ~ i'm intent on avoiding it for the next 3 months because of my renewed running obsession. ;)
-sanguine
Hey, what do you think of the fact that The United Arab Emerates Nation just bought up the US ports in New York, New Jersey, Baltimore, New Orleans, Miami and Philadelphia? More specifically, how stupid do you think it is that America's top six ports are owned by another nation? Doesn't that sound like bad economics?
yes, it does sound like bad economics. too bad for you guys that have to put up with it indefinately! as for Sanguine and I, we will soon be freed from this goofy place. wow, that sounds suicidal. don't worry, I'm not going to kill myself. I'm just running away.
-The Swedish Eskimo
ps: my random-letters-code-thing that I had to type has the letters "pcp" in it. chance? I bet that random-code-generator program is a bit stoned right now...
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