whatever do you mean? are you assuming that I made a typo? perhaps I didn't, but rather have recently researched my geneology. yes, and maybe I learned that I am not from the land of the Swedes at all! no, in fact, I have discovered that my roots can be traced to a lesser known culture. so ha. -The Sweish Eskimo
he's a confused one. we should try to help the poor lad. *pats the poor lad on the head* Eskimo, you're Special. but creating an obscure race of people to explain away your carelessness is going a bit over the top. it would be easier to understand (and read) if you merely took more time when attempting to communicate online.
now I am offended! you just called my ancestors obscure! shame on you. all of you. racist bigots. I may just need to return to my homeland. they are most cool, and certainly not "gnome"-like. to try to describe them fully, I would have to say that they resemble oriental-Egyptian-elves. now if anyone can picture that, you have some idea of what my ancestors were like. just please try to be nicer to us. I don't go around making fun of all you white people, do I?
To learn about the world. To observe modern culture and its effects. To work with others and figure out how to combat it. To do anything possible to promote church unity and discourage apathy. To cry out to God for revival, revolution, and salvation.
My Daily Prayer
John 17
...Holy Father, protect us by the power of your name... so that we may be one as you are one...
...let us have the full measure of your joy within us...protect us from the evil one...sanctify us by your truth...
...I pray also for those who will believe in you through our message, that all of us may be one, Father, just as you and the Son are one...
...May we be brought to complete unity to let the world know that you sent your son and have loved us even as you have loved him.Daniel 9
...O Lord, the great and awesome God, who keeps his covenant of love with all who love him and obey his commands, we have sinned and done wrong. We have been wicked and have rebelled; we have turned away from your commands and laws...
...Now, our God, hear the prayers and petitions of your servant... We do not make requests of you because we are righteous, but because of your great mercy. O LORD, LISTEN! O LORD, FORGIVE! O LORD, HEAR AND ACT!
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YAAAAY! Mike Martz is gone! YAAAAY!
-The Sweish Eskimo
Eskimo, i suggest that when you are online, you calm down. your typos here and in emails have grown at an exponential rate.
a concerned friend,
Sanguine
whatever do you mean? are you assuming that I made a typo? perhaps I didn't, but rather have recently researched my geneology. yes, and maybe I learned that I am not from the land of the Swedes at all! no, in fact, I have discovered that my roots can be traced to a lesser known culture. so ha.
-The Sweish Eskimo
What culture is that?
The Land of Swee?
Why do I connect that with disturbing images of small gnomes?
...ohh...the horror!
What kind of Eskimo are you?!
he's a confused one. we should try to help the poor lad. *pats the poor lad on the head* Eskimo, you're Special. but creating an obscure race of people to explain away your carelessness is going a bit over the top. it would be easier to understand (and read) if you merely took more time when attempting to communicate online.
-Sanguine
now I am offended! you just called my ancestors obscure! shame on you. all of you. racist bigots. I may just need to return to my homeland. they are most cool, and certainly not "gnome"-like. to try to describe them fully, I would have to say that they resemble oriental-Egyptian-elves. now if anyone can picture that, you have some idea of what my ancestors were like. just please try to be nicer to us. I don't go around making fun of all you white people, do I?
-The Sweish Eskimo
ps- thanks for calling me Special and the pat on the head. aw, shucks!
-The Sweish Eskimo
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