I have learned that the Honda commercial is actually singing "We wish you a happy Honda-day." It's still an implied change of words, but in this context it's even arguable that they're making fun of the "happy holidays" crowd.
So my explicit example is gone, but I still can't stand the liberals who claim that conservative are bunch of hooeys for complaining about an alleged war on Christmas.
Why can't we all just get along?
Edmond the Hun
Monday, December 12, 2005
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Because they don't believe in Jesus Christ and light doesn't mingle with darkness. That's why we can't all get along. And you just said hooey. That has me worried.
To answer some previous questions, Yes, I do.
What's a hooey?
Finien...congratulations, you are officially an Enigma. I've always wanted to be one of those...
-Sanguine
oh, Finien. may I someday learn your identity.
-The Swedish Eskimo
Yes, it's rather entertaining to be an enigma. I rather thought at least Edmond would know me.
And I can now confidently say I know who the Swedish Eskimo is.
Finien...
I have two guesses as to your identity...
How do you know me? I don't like to think of people I may not know knowing who I am...
Do you know where I live?
-Sanguine
Actually, though you wonder who I am, Sanguine, I know exactly who you are and where you live. I've even been there. You might say....I've been following you.
Any other questions?
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
this is really annoying. the question is, Finien, how do you go about learning and verifying my identity? obviously, you'd be talking to an insider. most likely Edmond. therefore, I may have to torture it out of him...
-The Swedish Eskimo
Ooh, poor Edmond! I would imagine torture from a Swedish Eskimo would have to involve cold fish. I'm sorry, friend. I'll do what I can to protect you, which may not be much since I'm here in cyberspace. However, I haven't had any contact with Edmond yet. All I've been doing is leaving comments to posts, and he doesn't address them. Which is sensible, because he's trying to maintain the integrity of his website by forcing it from becoming a common journal. So before you fling your frozen tuna at him, Edmond is not "the insider" as you so ambiguously phrased it.
Sanguine: What are your two guesses, I'll tell you if you're close.
hmm. there are only 2 possible ways for you to know my identity. one would obviously be to ask an insider. the other I cannot mention, because other people may be ready to stalk me too.
-The Swedish Eskimo
Finien, you unwittingly voided one of my guesses. Here is one:
Garrett Kempf
Now I feel retarded. I am so not a super-sleuth. Eskimo, that was a pretty violent outburst for you ~ don't torture Edmond, just breathe and "make it fart" if you know what I mean *wink wink*
Edmond I think you should make it a rule that all regular comment-ers have to reveal their identities to, say, ME.
-Sanguine
p.s.
especially if they're following me and i dunno who they are!!! are you not alarmed for my safety?
well Finien, Saguine's guess has been mine as well. it is time for the moment of truth.
-The Swedish Eskimo
In my opinoin this is all getting rather out of hand. finien should just say who he is and that would be that. And by the way, leave the poor little eskimo alone. He just wants to protect himself. (Sanguine-I care about your safety!)
-aeropostalegirl
um, why is my safety an issue right now? and i agree that Finien revealing himself would be a simple solution. You haven't said anything after my guess, Finien. Mayhap I disturbed you with my accuracy?
-Sanguine
sorry, Sanguine, I thought you asked if anyone cared about your safety and I told you that I did.
-aeropostalegirl
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